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| Guyism After Dark: Kelly, Kim, or Cristina??? Posted: 21 May 2011 03:00 PM PDT Hot links to get you through the night…
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| Carla Ossa, Colombian sexbomb, in a very special lingerie video Posted: 21 May 2011 11:00 AM PDT You may remember Colombian model Carla Ossa from such posts as “Carla Ossa just killing it in lingerie as usual” and “Carla Ossa is about as sexy as they come” and if you don’t you better call somebody. Now this video isn’t new, but it’s new to me (so it might as well be new) and what’s truly cool about it is the way it’s formatted. All videos of lingerie models should be shot in this fashion. Trust me, once you watch it, you’ll never be as happy watching another lingerie video. Well, you’ll still be happy, because it is a babe in lingerie, but you know what I mean. (Sorry about the ad, it’s not ours, but the brief wait for the video is worth it.) |
| Guyism’s Best Videos of the Week Posted: 21 May 2011 09:00 AM PDT Inevitably, during your busy work week, there are videos you probably missed on Guyism. But don’t fret, we’ve compiled some of the best in one post for you. The Canucks penalty box boob flasher It's not often you're rewarded when you make a trip to the penalty box. But Ben Eager of the San Jose Sharks was treated to a buxom Canucks fan pressing her pierced boobs against the glass. Message board poster holds 'presser' to address rumors DannyBoyCane13 from CanesTime.com — held an Internet press conference to address some rumors that have circulated on the message board about his life. Man proposes to girlfriend with trailer Some guy named Matt used a screening of "Fast Five" to propose to his lady, Ginny, with a self-made trailer of himself asking her father to marry him. The result is adorable. Botaoshi, the amazing Japanese game of pole pull-down Yes it is the greatest game of all-time. And yes, it does seem like "extreme Red Rover with poles." As far as I can tell, the rules are 1) pull the other team's pole down and 2) don't get killed. Guys play the piano with their dongs Have you ever wondered what it would look like for two men to play piano with their penises and, specifically, what that might sound like? Well this clip from one of those random foreign talent shows shows two men doing just that and, obviously, it's beautiful music. Father-daughter dance ends in embarrassing fall The father-daughter dance during a wedding is one of those things that, regardless of how emotionless you may be, stirs a little something in your heart. So it's equally touching to watch it be somewhat ruined by a bit of overzealous movement on the father's part, knocking the both of them to the floor. Newt Gingrich gets glittered by pro-gay activist It seems silly that in the year 2011 that someone considered a viable presidential candidate could hold an anti-gay rally, but Newt Gingrich attempted to do just that yesterday in Minneapolis. Fortunately, a brave gay crusader was there to show him the error of his ways..by dousing him in glitter. Reporter hit by sprinkler during live shot Are you a young journalism student looking for advice on how to carry yourself like a professional? Look no further than Steve Kuzj of ABC's Phoenix affiliate who barely bats an eyelash when he gets caught in the middle of sprinklers during a live report. Steven Seagal tells MMA fighter Lyoto Machida: "I don't care if you kill him” Watch as Steven Seagal tells Lyoto Machida to "use your mind, I don't care if you kill him. I don't care. You f%&k him up. You take him out". Serious stuff from a very serious man. Guy in "Batman beatdown on Vegas strip" video blames his cape This week, Fox News's "America Live" caught up with the man dressed like Batman in the video for his side. And he says that not only does he have two black belts, but that it was the cape's fault the fight ended like it did. |
| Camila Morais returns wearing more sexy lingerie (36 pics) Posted: 21 May 2011 07:00 AM PDT  I'd smile like that too if I could make a living just standing around in my underwear... At first I thought this Camila Morais was another addition to the never-ending list of sexy Brazilian lingerie models, but then I realized these pics for BonPrix Lingerie were the second set I’d shown you. I really need an intern to keep track of these things. I like this BonPrix company (then again I like any lingerie company, especially if they’d let me come to their photo shoots) because any business that employs both Camila as well as Carla Ossa just has to be great, don’t you think?                                     |
| 7 of the most badass women in history Posted: 21 May 2011 05:00 AM PDT Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d start taking some time on the weekends to share some classics that many of our newer readers may have missed. Generally, men get most of the credit for being the tough ones out there fighting wars, conquering uncharted wilderness and other testosterone driven stuff. (Mostly we do it to impress women.) However, nobody's denying that women aren't tough as well. Certainly, most guys would probably cry like babies and complain to no end if they had to go through child birth. Here are seven women who gave men a run for their money and went down in history as well, badasses. Which is pretty hot. 7 Anne Bonny 6 Belle Starr 5 Tomoe Gozen 4 Joan of Arc 3 Kate Marsden 2 Boudica 1 Annie Oakley |
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The sea ferrying criminal trade of piracy hasn't always been exclusive to men with eye patches or Somalis wearing flip flops and "Spring Break '96" t-shirts. Anne Bonny was what you might consider a bit of a delinquent. She supposedly stabbed a servant girl in the stomach with a knife at age 13 and soon began having flings with sailors and male pirates before becoming a swashbuckler herself. Between roughly 1714-1720 she reigned terror in the Caribbean with the best of sea dogs before being captured and pleading for the mercy of her unborn child to avoid hanging. 
Some people are bound to go against the grain of society no matter how they're raised. Belle Starr was one of those girls. Belle (born as Myra) went for the bad boys and hung out with the infamous Jesse James before marrying her second criminal husband, a horse thief and bootlegger by the name of Sam Starr. An ace with a pistol, the two love birds turned to a life of crime, but got busted and were sentenced to nine months in a Detroit prison. Belle was murdered two days before her 41st birthday in 1889 in Oklahoma. The murder was never solved, but her husband and both children were questioned as suspects.
One of the few and quite possibly the most famous of Japan's female samurai warriors, Tomoe Gozen fought alongside her husband in the Genpei War in 1180 A.D. Historians describe Tomoe as being incredibly beautiful and equally as deadly. A renowned swordswoman and archer, she was also a skilled rider in battle against the rival Taira samurai clan and their leader Minamoto no Yoritomo. Records of Tomoe's death aren't exactly clear, but she reportedly took the head of an enemy at the Battle of Awazu before giving up the sword to live a peaceful less bloody life. Regardless, probably not a girl you wanted to piss off.
I've got a feeling that if Joan of Arc had grown up in the 20th century she probably wouldn't have been a cheerleader, but would have been challenging any guy on her school's wrestling team instead. A peasant girl from France, Joan believed she was chosen by God to recover her homeland from English power during the Hundred Years War (1337-1453). While most 16-yr old peasant girls were probably milking cows and fawning over whatever of the equivalent of Twilight was in the Middle Ages, Joan was petitioning the royal court. Definitely not an underachiever, she led the French army to several victories before being captured and burned at the stake by the English at 19 years old.
Women are nurturers and Kate Marsden took this to the extreme. A nurse who cared for the injured on the battlefield during the war between Russia and Turkey in the late 1800s, she was determined to help the suffering Russian lepers. Ever the go-getter, Kate packed up her sled and rode on horseback across 2,000 miles of Siberian wilderness in search of medicine. Taking only, a whip, pistol and food items she risked bear attacks, malaria and robbers. Sort of like an extreme real version of the computer game "Oregon Trail.” Only when you get typhoid you can't just hit reset and start over.
Queen of a Celtic tribe, Boudica didn't exactly lie down quietly and sit on her bum after her husband died and Roman soldiers had their way with her and her daughters. Probably the earliest inspiration for those Lifetime movies where the woman goes all vigilante ass-kicker, Boudica and her tribe destroyed several Roman settlements and temples. As her forces grew, she went on to destroy three cities and kill nearly 80,000 people; sparing nobody. With all that pillaging and razing it's no surprise that Boudica's name means "victory."
Somebody once told Annie Oakley that if she got a Red Ryder BB gun she'd shoot her eye out… she shot their eye out instead. Okay, not really, but Annie could hold her own in the firearms department. She could supposedly split a playing card edge and put six holes in it before it touched the ground with a .22 rifle from 90 feet away. Born into poverty in Ohio, Annie began hunting at age six to support her siblings and widowed mother before rising to fame as a sharp shooter with "Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show" in 1885. During her career she performed for Presidents, Queens and taught upwards of 15,000 women how to use a gun. Because of this skill she also NEVER lost any argument with her husband.
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